Beware..

cnye sya mw crita sal sorg uncle yg kinda old [i think mmg dy old r] tpi dy cm trip2 muda nye.. bru tue try flirting dgn teenagers lg tue.. wakakakka.. cian eh.. mula2 tue dya text sya.. gnye our dialog.. tpi kn ad yg sya ubah skit r cz sya lupa2 sua our 1st dialog.. ilg nye dr my fb py msg. huhu.. uncle tue yg dlt kalye.. grrr.. k r.. pless read cm mna uncle 2 try mw dpt kn numb sya.. haha.. :D..
p/s: x ssuai kpd dak bwh 12 thn cz adegan2 uncle nye sgt2 mnggelikn tp lucu.. n not a good cth tuk dak2.. n yg sya kc "....." tue mknanya sya lupa r tue.. hehe.. =]

Uncle: hye ryn..selamat hari raya aidilfitri..ryn pa khabar??ryn xtrun kk kh??...............ryn nye cuit lh.. [dy mw say cute wha 2 tpi jd cuit.. wakakakka.. XD]
Me: errr..hye 2o..mat ary raya jg..xlh..sya stay bford.. ........... ha?! err.. thx..
Uncle: ryn nye org kk kh bford?? slalu trun kk kh??
Me: bford.. blh2 lh..
Uncle:sya mw blnja ryn mkn d kk.. klu ryn trun kk, contact jx sya..
Me: errr.. sya pown xtw bila lg sya trun kk nye cz sya jrg trun p kk sma kwn2 sya.. (pdhl xpnah wha.. haha) tw lh kn, sy nye gul.. parentz sy bkn jg ska sgt sy kuar2 rmh nye.. [ceh.. alsan 2 wha..] n sya sllu trun kk sma fmily sya..
Uncle: o.. tidak apa.. sya fham jg.. klau bgtu, cm mna lha tue??
Me: sya pn xtaw [bru kw tw]
Uncle: ryn sllu trun kk pkai apa??
Me: [kw rsa pa?? krita surung?! nyampah aq ma kw nye uncle.! sengal tul.] kreta..
Uncle:owh.. bila lg trun kk??
Me:xtw.. knp??
Uncle: klu ryn mw trun, contact sya sja r.. nnt sya blh trun p kk.. jmp ryn n blnja ryn mkan..
Me: err.. tgk lg r nnt..
Uncle: sya btul2 wish mw blanja ryn mkan nye..
Me: knp uncle wish mw blnja sya mkn nye?? kta bkn kenal pn..
Uncle: sebab tu la saya ajak ryn makan sama ..blh ga kita kenal antara satu sama lain..saya ikhlas ni ryn..ok kan...
Me: hrmmm.. xtw lg owh.. tgk lh f dpt
Uncle: sudi2kan la diri tu ryn..saya berasa bertuah dan happy bercampur gembira sekiranya dpt berkenalan dgn ryn..saya tahu ryn org nya baik..jujur..penyayang..ikhlas..cantik..ciut..semuanya ada..blh tak saya ctc ryn kalau ada masa nanti...
Me: [mihir eh!! deperate kh?! siap mmuji lg 2.. yai..] hmm.. bkn x sudi [mmg xsudi pn] tpi f x kna suruh, mw bt mcm mna jg kn.. owh.. thx lh ats pujian 2.. nth.. mcm mna mw ctc sya??[sja mw pncing.. haha]
Uncle: ya la mcm mana nak saya ctc ryn..ada no tak...saya harap ryn sudi la kwn dgn saya...
Me: ad tpi sya dh x gna.. mlas mw use hp skrg nye.. [nye r alasan yg me owez pkai.. wakaka]
Uncle: soo if anyting inportant metter..how ryn...is they any way to ctc u ryn
Me: [aiseh.. speaking kw r paci.. nnt kw.. japp r...] hrmm... i don't know.. i oso don't hv any idea for u to reach me.. sorry [nah! ambek kw.!]
Uncle: ok.than
Me: hrmm.. ok.. sorry i couldn;t give u my numb.. [nah.. ambik kw PACI!! kw igt sa cincai??? lwan wha kta speaking.. heh! bnci sya tw.. mihir.. bari gali.!]
Uncle: tak apa ryn saya faham..tapi walau macam manapun saya akan tunggu juga sampai ryn bersedia utk bagi no hp ryn..tak kira selama mana..sbb saya setia fbook ryn...
Me: [xkira slma mna?? f smpai sya kwin, mcm?? kw sngup tggu?!] owh.. k.. tpi sya serious nye.. sya tda hp bt msa nye..
Uncle: tak apa le..insyallah satu hari nanti ryn ada juga tu..
Me: eya
Uncle: ryn jaga diri k...anything just msg me..actually i ilke u ryn
Me: [WTF?! like me?! yuckzz!!!!eee.. xpe shar..stay cool ] ok.. thx.. ha?? owh.. [owh?? budus py jwpn.. haha]
Uncle: yap thats true..dont belive me...
Me: yeah.. i dont believe u..


Eeeeee.. MIHIR!! BARI GALI!!! ARGGGHHH!!!! Uncle tua, uncle tw kh muka uncle tue sgt2 klihatan tua?! muka yg beranak pinak sua.. klu blh bebini smpai 4, tw kh?! eee..geli sya tw sma org gnye nye.. Alya.!!! meh kta kc sdar nye uncle.. tlg dy bli cermin biar dya SADAR!!! eee.. meremang bulu aq jo!! Sengal!! Benggong!! Shit!! Bitch!! F.U.!! Khimbet.!! Son of a **!! Na.!! Ambek kw.!! Pa lg yg kw mw r?! Tpi bt msa nye, i dont care pa kw ckp ma sya.. kw ckp like sya kh, chenta sya kh.. or mw bwa sya kwen pown sya xkisah tpi stu sja yg sya mw gtw kw uncle.. yg sya, xkan like kw, will nver chenta kw n xkn trima when kw bwa sya kwen [klu lh].. mntg2 r status fb sya, sy kc 'single' suka suki jx kw mw ckp gtu sma sya r..kw igt sy desperate sgt kh mw bf?! hello?? FYI, sya sdh ad bf.. OK?! Lg bgus dri kw!! Kw fhm tue, paci?! aarggghh!! skit aty aq ma nye paci oo.. sumbody, tlg kc sjuk sya...

oh eya, sya mw mnta maaf r kpd you guys cz sya can't reveal nem 2 uncle tua.. krg malu dya sal sa sua ckap2 his true color d cnye.. haha.. bru tue siap kna maki lh.. hahaha.. cian de lo.! XP

p/s: 2 the uncle yg sya mksud kn d post nye~~ BEWARE lh kw r.. sya xtaw f kaw kna maki hamun n kna sound olh c kwn sorg tue.. sya xbtanggungjawab r.. spa sruh gatal.. pndai buat, pndai2 r kw tanggung sndri.. bru kw tw.!! heh!! n sorry r uncle.. bkn sya bmksud mw kurg ajar sma uncle nye cz parentz sya ajar sya not 2 kurg ajar sm org tua n hormat sma drg.. tpi dgn sikap uncle yg bgtu tue, kw sya mw hormat sma uncle?? Ha?! [mamy, baba: sory lh cz disobey u..]

p/s: 2 my frenzzz... jaga2 lh kmu dgn nye uncle r.. f dya msg kmu, jan d lyan.. cz seingat sya, c Alya pn sdh kena.. huhuhu..

That's all 4 2day... Bye.. Mekom..

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